
小猴与笨贼
状态:高清
年份:2007
类型:剧情
地区:大陆
语言:国语
更新:2024.02.25
导演:程国权
演员:孙兴 许效舜 金刚 徐敏 张牮
剧情:导演:程国权编剧:牛志佳主演:孙兴、许效顺、金刚、徐敏、张牮片种:故事...导演:程国权编剧:牛志佳主演:孙兴、许效顺、金刚、徐敏、张牮片种:故事片类型:喜剧出品单位:北京天益人合影视文化发展有限公司长度:91分钟出品年代:2007剧情简介福兴班是陈老爷府上的常客,陈老爷爱看马戏,所以每逢节日庆典,福兴班都会被请到府上表演。不仅陈老爷喜欢马戏,他的儿子瑞延更是像他一样对马戏十分痴迷,一心想拜师学艺。这一天,陈老爷的二儿子,妾室梅云生的孩子一周岁生辰,福兴班又被请来表演。喧闹嘈杂的后台,瑞延又偷偷溜进来缠着鬼头要他教自己功夫。瑞延用父亲送自己的一把贴身藏刀贿赂鬼头,又死缠烂打,鬼头终于答应教他。两人来到后院,鬼头给他扮上自己的行头,正教他表演,突然冲进两个蒙面人抓了鬼头就要走,鬼头拼命挣扎,瑞延也上去帮忙。慌乱中,蒙面人担心被发现,索性眉毛胡子一把抓,连瑞延也一起掳了去。一间小黑屋里,神秘黑衣人来收货,谁知打开麻袋一看却是两个孩子,神秘人大为光火,因为他也认不出到底谁是真正的陈家少爷。神秘人勒令两人尽快辨出真伪,否则休想拿到酬劳,两人一听,顿时一脸苦相。两人一个叫大宝一个叫连金,大宝是连金的姐夫,本来一同出来打工,结果钱没挣着反而叫人家骗光了所有的钱。两人正在走投无路的时候,突然遇上了一个神秘人物,神秘人要两人帮忙做一件小事,事成后便给他们20块钱酬劳。两人一听20块钱,顿时两眼放光,也不管三七二十一就一口应了下来。两人头一回干这种事,又紧张又兴奋,一连准备了一个星期,做足了所有工作,研究路线,锻炼身体,做面罩等等等等。终于到了动手的这天,两人溜进陈府正要捉人,却发现有两个孩子,这才反应过来,他们做了半天准备工作却还不知道要绑的人长什么样子!无奈,只好两个都抓了回来,谁知人家却不收货,俩人这下可傻了。两个笨贼实在没招,只好从生活习惯入手,大宝想出办法让两人吃鱼,只吃中段的一定是娇生惯养的少爷,连金一听,大叫高明。俩人凑齐身上所有的钱买来两条鱼,看着两个孩子吃得津津有味,眼看着两条鱼都要被吃得什么不剩了,饥肠辘辘的两个人也顾不了许多扑上去吃了个痛快,四个人心满意足地躺在地上,两个笨贼这才想起来还是没分出孩子的真假,顿时一筹莫展……陈老爷见绑匪这么长时间没信儿,想要报官,陈管家慌忙劝阻,说这样少爷可能会有危险,还是给钱息事宁人的好。正在这时,马义突然跑来,说绑匪把福兴班的孩子也绑架了,还给他来了勒索信,指明除了陈老爷不要让陈府其它人知道。陈管家一听绑匪来了信心中本就一阵诧异,现在听马义这么说顿时心下一惊,道,原来裘千快这小子是想跳过自己,独吞这笔钱!难怪一直用假孩子敷衍我。陈管家越想越气,决定找他问个清楚。另一边,裘千快被这个娇生惯养的少爷已经折磨得忍无可忍,想到瑞延是个摇钱树只好当爷爷一样伺候着他。瑞延看出他不敢拿自己怎么样,于是故意处处刁难,裘千快无法忍受,准备找机会赶紧交易。双方约好第二天交易,头天夜里,两个小孩子在大宝和连金的帮助下故弄玄虚,又和马戏团的人里应外合制造混乱,让裘千快以为是管家派人来追杀他,趁裘千快慌乱中,两个孩子趁机跑掉。裘千快赔了夫人又折兵,心想明天交易,自己没有了孩子别说钱拿不到,命都难保。于是连夜离开。第二天管家把装有赎金的箱子交给马义让他去换人,但其实管家已经把钱掉了包。他算准裘千快发现钱是假的一定会撕票,到时没有孩子,陈家的人绝绕不过裘千快。管家趁众人都忙着去接孩子的时候,偷偷溜出陈府,准备带着钱跑路,谁知这一切却被暗中监视他的鬼头发现。鬼头和瑞延一起把裘千快引到管家事先备好的船上。两人仇人相见分外眼红,正在两人争得不可开交的时候,官兵突然赶到,将两人一网成擒。原来马义等人刚刚出门也并非是去赎孩子,而是去报官。两个鹬蚌相争的坏人就这样栽在了鬼头和瑞延这两个聪明的小鱼翁手里。[展开]

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